Wednesday, March 30, 2011

FIGHT DAY!!! Shark V Lion!!!

It's that time again. That time where the streets leading to the collosseum are packed from side to side with eager crowds. Of course, the capital is still crowded from Sunday's game. Late-comers file into the city as the fight between Shark and Lion begins.
For this fight, the arena has been flooded.
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There are new traps in the arena in this game. The mine traps have been donated by a friendly neighboring kingdom of Gnomes. Should anything swim into them, they'll explode. There are also nets enchanted with lightning so as to shock whatever gets caught in them.

The lion starts off on a podium, having been floated out there by it's handlers. The shark is released!
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The shark swims circles around the podium. The Lion seems a bit cowardly in the face of the water surrounding it. But wait! The Shark makes the first move!
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The crowd roars and a splash sends water droplets to the highest seats in the collosseum:
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Tense moments have gone by, and there's no sign of struggle. No blood has floated to the surface, and the audience is on the edge of their seats.
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But wait! Signs of life and of death appear. The shark breaks the surface with blood encircling it!
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Wow!
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Somehow the lion has allowed the shark to eat it and attacked it from within!
The lion is the clear victor in this match! It licks it's paws clean. Or is it savoring the blood of it's fallen enemy?
Begrudgingly, the shark's trainer announces that the shark's meat will be sold at a local butcher shop, as is the local custom. Proceeds will help the trainer trap another shark.

The crowds rush to their bookies, back home or wherever it is they go to after each match.
They await the next fight Tiger versus Rhino this Saturday.
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Sunday, March 27, 2011

FIGHT DAY!!! CROC vs BEAR

The day is finally upon us... After so much anticipation, the first fight between the Crocodile and Bear...
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Place your bets with the clerks and find your seats.
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Here we are, at the opening match of the blog collosseum fights. The crowds have swelled the city, eager to get a glimpse of the match. The animals, their handlers and trainers have all made temporary residences within the collosseum grounds. Outside the collosseum, a mish-mash of locals, and tourists ebb and flow about the streets and thoroughfares. Streetcart vendors line the middle of many roads, selling their wares of produce, pottery and even jugs of ales. There are exotic animals, and other strange goods from all around the empire being sold as well. Ticket-scalpers call out to the throngs of people rushing into the gates,
Pickpockets and cutpurses are out in number preying on the event goers. The city guard have been dispatched in full force. Punishments given will be severe and permanently scarring.
Most of the patrons of the games have found their seats. Aristocrats, notable nobles, key merchants and influential people all have special boxes to view the games in. The general public scurries and fights each other for close seats, but even the back row offers a good view of the arena.
There is a buzz of excitement, and the crowds cheer as trumpets blare within the collosseum. It is time for the fight.
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The crowds cheer as the agitated crocodile and the angered bear emerge from their gates.
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Both animals head straight for each other. Could these beasts know of the anticipated bloodshed the crowd awaits?
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The crocodile is first to rush into the fight. It leaps forward hoping to catch the bear in it's jaws which are like a steel trap. There are excited whoops and hollers from the crowd.
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But the crocodile misses it's first attack, giving the bear an ample moment to swipe downward with its' mighty paw, knocking the crocodile even closer to the dirt.
But the crocodile isn't so easily cast aside as a competitor, it makes a sharp movement of it's long jaws and gets the bear's leg caught in its' gaping maw.
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The crocodile shakes its' head while its' razor sharp teeth lock into place. The bear wails on the crocodile in a futile effort to break free. Something else breaks:
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Bones are torn from tendons, flesh from bone, and the lower half of the bear's leg comes off. The bear is momentarily stunned from the shock of losing a limb, and the crocodile appears appeased with its' meal. The bear falls over clawing at its' wound. The crowd goes absolutely wild at the scene of carnage and gore. Several people are calling for the croc to finish the job.
The crocodile walks away from the confrontation, leaving the bear to bleed to death.
But the crocodile does not know the layout of the arena, for it is just a simple beast. It steps onto a pressure plate which causes an unsettling mechanical clank.
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In an instant, several iron spikes shoot upwards out of a plate. Bones crack, blood sprays and flesh is ripped and torn. The crocodile is finished.
A team of priests and mage healers rush out onto the arena, to collect the scarcely surviving fighter. Half of the crowd is angry and the other half is excited at their winnings.
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The first fight is over. The bear emerges victorious but horribly disfigured. Mage healers will attempt to graft an artificial limb on the bear so that it is ready for it's next fight. For now, it has time to heal until the semi-final fights.

In a few days, the collosseum will be packed again for another event, a Shark versus a Lion.
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Blog Colloseum

During a seriously dull bout of deskwarming, I became possessed with an idea. The Best Idea.
Enough talk, more ROCK!
Teaser Poster

Why look here, it's the Blogopolis Town Crier:
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Brutally Mangled? HOLY SHIT!

Check out this sweet line-up?
Fight Schedule (Pre-Semi)
That's right, SEVEN BATTLES between BEASTS of MAYHEM and HORROR! All in the next few weeks!

A tournament? You'd better believe it!
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A rough birds'eye sketch of the BATTLEGROUNDS!
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Bet you can't wait to see what that MYSTERY HEXAGON OF DEATH is!

Stay Tuned.

Comment on how you think the battles will turn out.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Awesome [?] videos part 1

I know it's hypocritical to say I don't watch TV, when I'll watch the DVD of a show when it comes out. But then, there's other places where you can get your aural/visual fix, too. I've got to say I kind of like the DIY approach to entertainment Youtube offers. After all, it's nice to see the internet beat out the ways of the old.

Without further pretension, have some videos:

After a late night of typing random words into my youtube search bar, I came across a web comedy channel, Smosh.


And the adorable Charlie the Guinea Pig.


Then, there's this random ass video that's been floating around for awhile: (probably not work safe)


If you've lived under a rock, you might have missed out on the whole Look Around You episodes from the BBC:


8-Bit Starcraft anyone?


This awesome video of people spazzing out


Possibly the best music video ever?


The best video game mash-up?


That's it for now, I know not everyone's running on a sweet Korean high speed internet connection.

General going ons

Last weekend, I went down to Mokpo. I taught there my first year in Korea. I had the chance to reconnect with some old friends and hear how life's been treating them. It was a refreshing break from the same old, same old.

It's been decided that my travel plans at the end of my contract are changed for good. I'm not sure if this means the plan is scrapped altogether in favor of me just saving some money or if I'll go on some smaller type of trip. To Be Announced...

It's weird to think that in my over two years of living abroad that I haven't once gone home. I've got nothing against my family, or friends back home. In fact, I miss all of them dearly. I just saw a chance to see the world and jumped on it and haven't really looked back.

Well, I'm on the downward curve of this journey in Korea. My family is missing me, and the health of some of my family is of concern to me. I'm also worried that the longer I'm out here the less I'm able to go back and settle down. I'm not worried with frivolous fears of having sold myself short by having work experience abroad. I know I will use the skills I've picked up out here in whatever the next chapter in my life is.

As a reward for reading along this far, have a video:


and have another one!


Blog Fortress: We might not be the best blog but God(tm)Dammit, we're entertaining!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Music That Should Never Die

When I was in high school; maybe a sophomore, a punk upperclassman gave me a mix cassette tape of half punk rock and half digital hardcore. At the time I viewed anything done electronic with computers, synthesizers, or samples as utter shit. After all, the late 90s and early 00s were full of  poppy electronic beats
Holy shit, my fragile little mind was blown.
There was some Ec8or
some Shizuo
Melt Banana
and even a hilariously titled song mislabeled as Alec Empire

I've long since lost the tape, and lost touch with the guy. As I came of age around the 00s, with the rave/techno scene changing; I wound up getting into pop electronica anyways.

I'm older now, past the teenage rebellion years. I still long for music with an edge.
Whenever I mess around with music making software I try and emulate something close to pop electronic and after twenty minutes I get bored and speed up the tempo and add on a lot of effects. Seems to come out better for my tastes.
I wish digital hardcore had a longer peak and had achieved more notoriety. I still listen to ec8or and shizuo from time to time. I'm not stuck in the past, I'm just not impressed with what's out there.
Stay alternative as long as you can.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Hong Kong


Last week, for Chinese New Year, (February 2nd to February 6th, 2011) I went with my girlfriend and some friends to Hong Kong and Macau.

While I’ve lived in Korea, I’ve only ever used it as a springboard for world travel a few times, I’ve been to Japan over a three day weekend last year, and I went to Bali, Indonesia over Christmas/New Years of 2010-2011. To be honest, these sound like super expensive trips, but when you’re so close, costs are cut well below half what it’d be departing from North America.

Tuesday night, I could barely go to sleep. With the early wake up on Wednesday morning, I barely got any sleep. Regardless, my friends and I met at the airport before our flights. We didn’t need coffee to get super excited to be going on this trip.
After two flights, the morning and afternoon gone to travel, we finally arrived at Hong Kong’s airport.
The first pic I took in HK.

We took a bus from the airport to Tsim Sha Tsui, near our hostel, Hop Inn. 
One of my friends had been to HK before and if I remember it right, had stayed there before. (Ninja Edit: No one had stayed there before.)




We didn’t waste a moment after we put our bags in our rooms. For dinner and a few drinks, we all went out to an Irish pub, Murphy’s. In the course of that evening, we met up with a fellow expat English Teacher from Korea who also happened to be staying in Hong Kong roughly for the length of our trip.
After the bar, we wandered around the Avenue of the Stars, and looked out across the harbor at the skyline.

Thursday, I learned how impatient I am. We went to Tung Chung station to catch a 25 minute cable car ride to the top of a mountain where there’s a bronze Buddha built at the top.
The plan was solid. Standing three and a half hours in a line to catch the cable car was not.









After we got to the top and took some photos, 
we opted for the bus back down to Tung Chung station.

Semi-defeated after standing around all day, we went to a grocery store to get food and beer to eat in our hostel. Having lived in Korea just barely above two years, I miss good western food so much. We got Sara Lee Turkey, real crackers, cheese that isn’t that slimy Velveeta or sliced American, grapes, good chocolate (IE without bean paste added), and beer that has flavor. Hite, Cass, Max, and OB just don’t do it for me anymore. I think the widespread availability of western food has something to do with Hong Kong having been a British trade outpost, whereas Korea has only ever been influenced by other Asian powers.

There was a street parade going on the road right next to our hostel, which we went outside to watch for awhile before I retreated to the hostel for some badly needed rest.





On Friday, most of us went to the top of Victoria Peak to check out the skyline of Hong Kong from the other side of the harbor. We even took a ferry across. 


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We ate subpar Chinese food at a food court before making our descent from the peak towards Stanley Market.



At Stanley Market, I was able to pick up a cheap tripod for my camera.

Afterwards, we found ourselves at the ferry terminal at the harbor unable to ride back due to a MASSIVE FIREWORKS show that would start soon after our arrival.
This is where my memory of the evening goes foggy, we went into a 7-11 and discovered a dirt cheap beer that boasts a whopping 8.5% alcohol content, and proceeded to load up while we ate dinner from nearby food stands and waited for the fireworks show.
After that, we went to the subway to get back, and went to the Temple Street Market at night. 
A couple of my friends wanted to see if they could get knock-off goods, and it was hilarious to see them say the “code word” and a vendor would look around and leave and return with a big cardboard box of knock-off goods to be checked out. 





Not having had enough food, we ate a huge meal of Chinese food from a street restaurant that more than made up for the mediocre mall food we’d had earlier in the day.
We rode a taxi back to our hostel.

Saturday, we woke up and headed straight for a different ferry terminal. Our destination this time? Macau. While we waited for our ferry, we went to nearby Kowloon Park.






When we arrived, there was mite of a screw up. There were no return tickets until Sunday 7am… Which, that turned out to be a chance for an all-nighter in Macau. The only problem being by that point all of us were running low on cash.
We bought our tickets and we made the best of it. We hired a pushy tour guide to show us the sights around the island. We saw a monument for the handover when China reclaimed Macau from the Portuguese, a statue left by Portugal, and a number of apparently famous cathedrals and churches. We also saw the downtown area.





That killed a few good hours, and we were dropped off at the Venetian Casino, on the other island. Once there, we stared down the barrel of a good number of hours to go until our ferry would take us back to Hong Kong.
We mused over our plans while we ate dinner at another Irish pub inside the Venetian. Our guidebooks didn’t say much about nightlife outside of the casino environments. A waitress told us to check out the first island for some bars.
After eating, we all went into the casino and played some slot machines. I think I came out 14HK dollars ahead.
Then, we went to the Hard Rock Casino, across the way, where I played craps and promptly lost my winnings. We had the slowest service ever at the restaurant bar. Maybe because we were clearly not hotel guests? Who knows. I wanted to get some things from the gift shop, but I was unsure how much money I’d need to spring for a cab ride back to the ferry terminal. I settled for a photo by a Hard Rock Macau emblem on the wall. 
Proof I went to the Hard Rock in Macau.

After we’d had our drinks and scandalous conversation followed, we went back to the first island. At the Hard Rock, we met some people who did work for one of the casino shows, something to do with water, I’m not sure what. They recommended a Chinese Karaoke bar and that would be where we’d try and stay until closing and then go to the ferry terminal.
We were the only non-Asians in the bar, and we pigeoned our way through ordering drinks with the non-English speaking wait staff.
My friends sang a few songs and after awhile, we decided to leave.

On our way to wherever the next place was, we stopped in a restaurant that was still open. My friend ordered by pointing at the pictures and we prayed it would be good. What we thought would be pork, was pork but it was pig’s feet. We got some dumplings in a spicy sauce that was good next. Then, we got a soup that we later discovered was bird’s nest soup. Finally we got some beef and veggies in an oily sauce that was great. The birds nest soup had an almost vinegary taste and is by far the worst tasting thing I’ve ever had. I’m all for people eating whatever they want, and I know if I’d grown up eating it, maybe I’d love it. Not for me.
We paid and left, at this point we’d given up and we went to the ferry terminal to wait out the remaining three-four hours until boarding our ferry.

At the ferry terminal, there was a line that wrapped around the terminal to get tickets. Apparently, we weren’t the only people who didn’t think to get round-trip tickets in advance.
After a purgatorial wait, our time finally came and we got on our boat. We all slept on the ferry, and woke up to choppy waves or when we’d made it to Hong Kong.

We got our things ready and packed our bags. On our way out, I made sure to get a Starbucks mug from Hong Kong with the spare change in my backpack. Then we rode to the airport in the bus.
When we got to the airport, we were told dreadfully that our flight to Beijing would be delayed, so we were going to be transferred to another airline so we could make our connecting flight to Incheon, Korea. None of us had heard of Dragon Air, and at the back of all of our minds was a dingy, sketchy airline with propellers and livestock in the passenger compartment. AND, we'd likely have to flap our arms in Flintsones style as well. 
We were all thankfully surprised. The in-flight meal was real food, which is a rare treat. I’d recommend Dragon Air to anyone flying in or out of Hong Kong. Seriously, it was a good airline.

Once we got to Beijing, we rushed to our transfer flight and flew back to Incheon and I didn’t get back to my apartment until a few minutes shy of midnight.

There were a lot of good memories on this trip, and I really want to go back.