It's that time again. That time where the streets leading to the collosseum are packed from side to side with eager crowds. Of course, the capital is still crowded from Sunday's game. Late-comers file into the city as the fight between Shark and Lion begins.
For this fight, the arena has been flooded.
There are new traps in the arena in this game. The mine traps have been donated by a friendly neighboring kingdom of Gnomes. Should anything swim into them, they'll explode. There are also nets enchanted with lightning so as to shock whatever gets caught in them.
The lion starts off on a podium, having been floated out there by it's handlers. The shark is released!
The shark swims circles around the podium. The Lion seems a bit cowardly in the face of the water surrounding it. But wait! The Shark makes the first move!
The crowd roars and a splash sends water droplets to the highest seats in the collosseum:
Tense moments have gone by, and there's no sign of struggle. No blood has floated to the surface, and the audience is on the edge of their seats.
But wait! Signs of life and of death appear. The shark breaks the surface with blood encircling it!
Wow!
Somehow the lion has allowed the shark to eat it and attacked it from within!
The lion is the clear victor in this match! It licks it's paws clean. Or is it savoring the blood of it's fallen enemy?
Begrudgingly, the shark's trainer announces that the shark's meat will be sold at a local butcher shop, as is the local custom. Proceeds will help the trainer trap another shark.
The crowds rush to their bookies, back home or wherever it is they go to after each match.
They await the next fight Tiger versus Rhino this Saturday.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
FIGHT DAY!!! CROC vs BEAR
The day is finally upon us... After so much anticipation, the first fight between the Crocodile and Bear...
Place your bets with the clerks and find your seats.
Here we are, at the opening match of the blog collosseum fights. The crowds have swelled the city, eager to get a glimpse of the match. The animals, their handlers and trainers have all made temporary residences within the collosseum grounds. Outside the collosseum, a mish-mash of locals, and tourists ebb and flow about the streets and thoroughfares. Streetcart vendors line the middle of many roads, selling their wares of produce, pottery and even jugs of ales. There are exotic animals, and other strange goods from all around the empire being sold as well. Ticket-scalpers call out to the throngs of people rushing into the gates,
Pickpockets and cutpurses are out in number preying on the event goers. The city guard have been dispatched in full force. Punishments given will be severe and permanently scarring.
Most of the patrons of the games have found their seats. Aristocrats, notable nobles, key merchants and influential people all have special boxes to view the games in. The general public scurries and fights each other for close seats, but even the back row offers a good view of the arena.
There is a buzz of excitement, and the crowds cheer as trumpets blare within the collosseum. It is time for the fight.
The crowds cheer as the agitated crocodile and the angered bear emerge from their gates.
Both animals head straight for each other. Could these beasts know of the anticipated bloodshed the crowd awaits?
The crocodile is first to rush into the fight. It leaps forward hoping to catch the bear in it's jaws which are like a steel trap. There are excited whoops and hollers from the crowd.
But the crocodile misses it's first attack, giving the bear an ample moment to swipe downward with its' mighty paw, knocking the crocodile even closer to the dirt.
But the crocodile isn't so easily cast aside as a competitor, it makes a sharp movement of it's long jaws and gets the bear's leg caught in its' gaping maw.
The crocodile shakes its' head while its' razor sharp teeth lock into place. The bear wails on the crocodile in a futile effort to break free. Something else breaks:
Bones are torn from tendons, flesh from bone, and the lower half of the bear's leg comes off. The bear is momentarily stunned from the shock of losing a limb, and the crocodile appears appeased with its' meal. The bear falls over clawing at its' wound. The crowd goes absolutely wild at the scene of carnage and gore. Several people are calling for the croc to finish the job.
The crocodile walks away from the confrontation, leaving the bear to bleed to death.
But the crocodile does not know the layout of the arena, for it is just a simple beast. It steps onto a pressure plate which causes an unsettling mechanical clank.
In an instant, several iron spikes shoot upwards out of a plate. Bones crack, blood sprays and flesh is ripped and torn. The crocodile is finished.
A team of priests and mage healers rush out onto the arena, to collect the scarcely surviving fighter. Half of the crowd is angry and the other half is excited at their winnings.
The first fight is over. The bear emerges victorious but horribly disfigured. Mage healers will attempt to graft an artificial limb on the bear so that it is ready for it's next fight. For now, it has time to heal until the semi-final fights.
In a few days, the collosseum will be packed again for another event, a Shark versus a Lion.
Place your bets with the clerks and find your seats.
Here we are, at the opening match of the blog collosseum fights. The crowds have swelled the city, eager to get a glimpse of the match. The animals, their handlers and trainers have all made temporary residences within the collosseum grounds. Outside the collosseum, a mish-mash of locals, and tourists ebb and flow about the streets and thoroughfares. Streetcart vendors line the middle of many roads, selling their wares of produce, pottery and even jugs of ales. There are exotic animals, and other strange goods from all around the empire being sold as well. Ticket-scalpers call out to the throngs of people rushing into the gates,
Pickpockets and cutpurses are out in number preying on the event goers. The city guard have been dispatched in full force. Punishments given will be severe and permanently scarring.
Most of the patrons of the games have found their seats. Aristocrats, notable nobles, key merchants and influential people all have special boxes to view the games in. The general public scurries and fights each other for close seats, but even the back row offers a good view of the arena.
There is a buzz of excitement, and the crowds cheer as trumpets blare within the collosseum. It is time for the fight.
The crowds cheer as the agitated crocodile and the angered bear emerge from their gates.
Both animals head straight for each other. Could these beasts know of the anticipated bloodshed the crowd awaits?
The crocodile is first to rush into the fight. It leaps forward hoping to catch the bear in it's jaws which are like a steel trap. There are excited whoops and hollers from the crowd.
But the crocodile misses it's first attack, giving the bear an ample moment to swipe downward with its' mighty paw, knocking the crocodile even closer to the dirt.
But the crocodile isn't so easily cast aside as a competitor, it makes a sharp movement of it's long jaws and gets the bear's leg caught in its' gaping maw.
The crocodile shakes its' head while its' razor sharp teeth lock into place. The bear wails on the crocodile in a futile effort to break free. Something else breaks:
Bones are torn from tendons, flesh from bone, and the lower half of the bear's leg comes off. The bear is momentarily stunned from the shock of losing a limb, and the crocodile appears appeased with its' meal. The bear falls over clawing at its' wound. The crowd goes absolutely wild at the scene of carnage and gore. Several people are calling for the croc to finish the job.
The crocodile walks away from the confrontation, leaving the bear to bleed to death.
But the crocodile does not know the layout of the arena, for it is just a simple beast. It steps onto a pressure plate which causes an unsettling mechanical clank.
In an instant, several iron spikes shoot upwards out of a plate. Bones crack, blood sprays and flesh is ripped and torn. The crocodile is finished.
A team of priests and mage healers rush out onto the arena, to collect the scarcely surviving fighter. Half of the crowd is angry and the other half is excited at their winnings.
The first fight is over. The bear emerges victorious but horribly disfigured. Mage healers will attempt to graft an artificial limb on the bear so that it is ready for it's next fight. For now, it has time to heal until the semi-final fights.
In a few days, the collosseum will be packed again for another event, a Shark versus a Lion.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Blog Colloseum
During a seriously dull bout of deskwarming, I became possessed with an idea. The Best Idea.
Enough talk, more ROCK!
Why look here, it's the Blogopolis Town Crier:
Brutally Mangled? HOLY SHIT!
Check out this sweet line-up?
That's right, SEVEN BATTLES between BEASTS of MAYHEM and HORROR! All in the next few weeks!
A tournament? You'd better believe it!
A rough birds'eye sketch of the BATTLEGROUNDS!
Bet you can't wait to see what that MYSTERY HEXAGON OF DEATH is!
Stay Tuned.
Comment on how you think the battles will turn out.
Enough talk, more ROCK!
Why look here, it's the Blogopolis Town Crier:
Brutally Mangled? HOLY SHIT!
Check out this sweet line-up?
That's right, SEVEN BATTLES between BEASTS of MAYHEM and HORROR! All in the next few weeks!
A tournament? You'd better believe it!
A rough birds'eye sketch of the BATTLEGROUNDS!
Bet you can't wait to see what that MYSTERY HEXAGON OF DEATH is!
Stay Tuned.
Comment on how you think the battles will turn out.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Awesome [?] videos part 1
I know it's hypocritical to say I don't watch TV, when I'll watch the DVD of a show when it comes out. But then, there's other places where you can get your aural/visual fix, too. I've got to say I kind of like the DIY approach to entertainment Youtube offers. After all, it's nice to see the internet beat out the ways of the old.
Without further pretension, have some videos:
After a late night of typing random words into my youtube search bar, I came across a web comedy channel, Smosh.
And the adorable Charlie the Guinea Pig.
Then, there's this random ass video that's been floating around for awhile: (probably not work safe)
If you've lived under a rock, you might have missed out on the whole Look Around You episodes from the BBC:
8-Bit Starcraft anyone?
This awesome video of people spazzing out
Possibly the best music video ever?
The best video game mash-up?
That's it for now, I know not everyone's running on a sweet Korean high speed internet connection.
Without further pretension, have some videos:
After a late night of typing random words into my youtube search bar, I came across a web comedy channel, Smosh.
And the adorable Charlie the Guinea Pig.
Then, there's this random ass video that's been floating around for awhile: (probably not work safe)
If you've lived under a rock, you might have missed out on the whole Look Around You episodes from the BBC:
8-Bit Starcraft anyone?
This awesome video of people spazzing out
Possibly the best music video ever?
The best video game mash-up?
That's it for now, I know not everyone's running on a sweet Korean high speed internet connection.
General going ons
Last weekend, I went down to Mokpo. I taught there my first year in Korea. I had the chance to reconnect with some old friends and hear how life's been treating them. It was a refreshing break from the same old, same old.
It's been decided that my travel plans at the end of my contract are changed for good. I'm not sure if this means the plan is scrapped altogether in favor of me just saving some money or if I'll go on some smaller type of trip. To Be Announced...
It's weird to think that in my over two years of living abroad that I haven't once gone home. I've got nothing against my family, or friends back home. In fact, I miss all of them dearly. I just saw a chance to see the world and jumped on it and haven't really looked back.
Well, I'm on the downward curve of this journey in Korea. My family is missing me, and the health of some of my family is of concern to me. I'm also worried that the longer I'm out here the less I'm able to go back and settle down. I'm not worried with frivolous fears of having sold myself short by having work experience abroad. I know I will use the skills I've picked up out here in whatever the next chapter in my life is.
As a reward for reading along this far, have a video:
and have another one!
Blog Fortress: We might not be the best blog but God(tm)Dammit, we're entertaining!
It's been decided that my travel plans at the end of my contract are changed for good. I'm not sure if this means the plan is scrapped altogether in favor of me just saving some money or if I'll go on some smaller type of trip. To Be Announced...
It's weird to think that in my over two years of living abroad that I haven't once gone home. I've got nothing against my family, or friends back home. In fact, I miss all of them dearly. I just saw a chance to see the world and jumped on it and haven't really looked back.
Well, I'm on the downward curve of this journey in Korea. My family is missing me, and the health of some of my family is of concern to me. I'm also worried that the longer I'm out here the less I'm able to go back and settle down. I'm not worried with frivolous fears of having sold myself short by having work experience abroad. I know I will use the skills I've picked up out here in whatever the next chapter in my life is.
As a reward for reading along this far, have a video:
and have another one!
Blog Fortress: We might not be the best blog but God(tm)Dammit, we're entertaining!
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